News that is not really news but really Alipate Miller’s laundry list.
RISHI RAM NOT REALLY RISHI RAM BUT REALLY RISHI RAM
The General Secretary of the Taxi Operators Union, Rishi Ram announced in a press conference in Suva today that he is not really Rishi Ram the General Secretary of the Taxi Operators Union, but really Rishi Ram the chairman of the Public Service Commission.
When asked by journalists why he had been masquerading as Rishi Ram, the General Secretary of the Taxi Operators Union, Ram responded that being Rishi Ram the General Secretary of the Taxi Operators Union was more glamorous than being Rishi Ram, Chairman of the Public Service Commission.
“The pay is much better, the hours are flexible, I get to appear on television a lot more, plus I am much better looking as Rishi Ram, General Secretary of the Taxi Operators Union than when I had been Rishi Ram, Chairman of the PSC.”
But the revelation has sent shockwaves through the International Community of Realists, many questioning the very meaning of reality. Dr. Sickmond Fried a renowned psychologist at the John Hopkins University, who is not really Dr. Sickmond Fried a renowned psychologist at the John Hopkins University, but really Sickmond Fried a potato farmer from Idaho, suggested the world had suddenly gone out of sync.
“His revelation means we can no longer believe what is in front of us. Black could really be white, night could be day and I could really be a potato farmer from Idaho … which I really am.”
Others have suggested that Ram’s revelation is merely the tip of the iceberg.
“If Rishi Ram, the General Secretary is really Rishi Ram the Chairman of the PSC, then who really is the current Rishi Ram the Chairman of the PSC, and who really is the man whose place Rishi Ram the Chairman of the PSC has taken and who really is …?”
Hours after Ram’s revelation more people came forward to reveal their true identity including Rishi Ram the Chairman of the PSC who revealed he really was Rishi Ram, a rice farmer from Dreketi; and Mahendra Chaudhry who really was Mahendra Chaudhry an income tax officer from Haryana.
But more shocking were the revelations of those who claimed to be someone with a totally different name: Ben Padarath revealed he was really Lavenia Padarath; Sitiveni Rabuka was really Elvis Presley; Angie Heffernen really Indonesian President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono; and Frank Bainimarama, really one of the giant robots from the Transformers.
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